SHERIFF
WANTED
For Excessive Cuteness &
Being Better Than Dogs
REWARD: Unlimited Purrs & Head Boops
VIEW THE EVIDENCE →
For Excessive Cuteness &
Being Better Than Dogs
REWARD: Unlimited Purrs & Head Boops
VIEW THE EVIDENCE →These felines are armed with cuteness and considered extremely adorable
Cats don't need you. They choose you. That's power.
REWARD
$5,000
Walk into a room, own it without saying a word.
REWARD
$3,000
Silent. Deadly. Zero tolerance for rodents.
REWARD
$4,500
No walks. No baths. Just pure, efficient excellence.
REWARD
$2,500
Every cat believes they're the ruler. They're right.
REWARD
$6,000
18 hours of sleep daily. Efficiency at its finest.
REWARD
$1,000
Known associates. Approach with treats.
DEAD OR ALIVE
Whiskers McGee
Alias: The Grump
Wanted for: Grand Theft Treats
If seen, do not attempt to pet without consent.
Contact: Your Local Cat Cafe
DEAD OR ALIVE
Snowball Bandit
Alias: White Fang
Wanted for: Chair Occupation
If seen, do not attempt to pet without consent.
Contact: Your Local Cat Cafe
DEAD OR ALIVE
Shadow Paws
Alias: Glass Walker
Wanted for: Midnight Zoomies
If seen, do not attempt to pet without consent.
Contact: Your Local Cat Cafe
DEAD OR ALIVE
Mittens Malone
Alias: The Bowl Bandit
Wanted for: Knocking Stuff Over
If seen, do not attempt to pet without consent.
Contact: Your Local Cat Cafe
Photos by Abishanth Ahilan, Shaun He, Oliver kwembe, Ricardo L on Unsplash
After careful consideration of the evidence presented in this here township, it has been determined that cats are, in fact, the superior species.
"Dogs may be loyal, but cats are loyal to themselves — and that's the kind of confidence we should all aspire to."
Signed,
Sheriff Whiskerstein
Town of Meowsville, 1887